Hisham was spotted with a 7 on his back. This can only mean one thing.

Ronaldo is now japanese.

Here is a scintilla of all the jokes I the narrator thought to include:
Looks like hisham is turning is BACK on portugal 🤣🤣
His shots are like atomic bombs 😭😭😭
He was once given a yellow card because he himself is yellow 🦄🦄🦄🦄